Clacton By-Election 2026 · Thursday 13 August

Campaign Log

Transmissions from the bin. Dispatches from the wire.

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Curated by hand from primary sources — last updated 20 July 2026.

  1. Count Binface @CountBinface · X

    "Lights out and away we go! #Clacton" — posted as nominations close. It is his eighth election.28

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  2. WIRE

    It's official — and it's a record. The Statement of Persons Nominated confirms 34 candidates, the largest field ever at a UK parliamentary election (the previous record: 26, at Haltemprice & Howden in 2008). Binface is on the ballot; the major parties' boycott held; the Monster Raving Loonies are fielding three candidates.21,23,24,25

  3. Count Binface Clacton pledge card

    A five-point Clacton pledge card lands: weekly constituency surgeries; all letters and emails answered within three days; "for every day I spend overseas, I will spend ten in Clacton"; outside earnings donated to Clacton charities; and, on a postcode lottery basis, helping one family per week put their bins out. Alastair Campbell shared it, noting the pledges are aimed squarely at Mr Farage's weaknesses.27

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  4. WIRE

    Ipsos: Britain would rather the bin won. In a hypothetical forced-choice head-to-head, 33% of British adults would prefer Count Binface to win Clacton against 21% for Farage (32% say neither) — a national preference poll, not constituency voting intention, but a 12-point lead is a 12-point lead. The same poll: 73% say the standards investigation should continue even if Farage wins, and 69% back the 99p Flake pledge.26

    Read the Ipsos release →
  5. Count Binface to NPR

    "My job is to demonstrate that British democracy is wonderful and unique in the entire Cosmos." And his appeal to Clacton voters? "That I'm not Nigel Farage."29

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  6. WIRE

    Polling day confirmed: Thursday 13 August. Reform wanted 6 August; Tendring District Council set the 13th. Nominations 14–17 July. Register to vote by 28 July — photo ID (or a free Voter Authority Certificate) required at the polling station.17,18

  7. WIRE

    The House of Commons approves the moving of the writ — the by-election is formally on.18 Al Jazeera profiles the Count under the headline "'Not Nigel Farage': Who is Count Binface?"20

  8. Count Binface on LBC, to Andrew Marr

    "Of course I've computed every eventuality. Like Avengers Endgame, there is a small window of opportunity within which I actually become an MP." Declares himself "quietly confident", notes he still needs ten Clacton residents to nominate him, and brands any Commons dress rule that would bar the helmet "binnist".19

    Read at LBC →
  9. WIRE

    Farage is appointed Steward and Bailiff of the Manor of Northstead — the traditional mechanism for resigning — formally vacating the Clacton seat.18

  10. Count Binface @CountBinface · X

    "Labour, Tories, Lib Dems and Greens: I demand you stand down in Clacton. I will be a unity candidate and pledge to build at least one affordable house. Nigel Farage says he wants The People versus the Establishment. So be it. Leave him to me."10

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  11. WIRE

    Farage announces his resignation at a press conference. Labour, the Conservatives, the Lib Dems, the Greens and Restore Britain all announce they will boycott the by-election.13,18

Meanwhile his own homepage still reads (checked 20 July): "I will update the site pronto. Bear with me, humans!"1 This log is curated rather than live-embedded — a live X feed would mean handing the page to third-party scripts — and every entry links to its primary source. For the firehose, follow @CountBinface.